Image description: a screenshot that reads the following;
“Nobody:
Girls that bullied goth kids in high school:”
Attached images are of Taylor Swift, a white woman with sunglasses, blonde hair, a black tank top reading “this is my fight song”, and green shorts. She is wearing a leather bondage harness. It is backwards.
my favorite genre of humor is alt text being just completely factual and somehow reading the image for filth
somehow instead of saying “as a treat”, I’ve started using the phrase “for morale”, as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I’m not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
We are adopting this.
I honestly like this so much better. No shade… use the word you want, but the idea of “treats” always kind of fell in the same column as “guilty pleasures” for me as if you’re bad for enjoying them or don’t deserve them.
But for morale? That shit is on the books, friend. You plan to give yourself something nice. It’s in your rations because you deserve it -and- you need it. It’ll help you keep going.
