Yeah dude he doesnt have a dick
Okay I have an idea for you, ladies. If a guy tells you that in order for him to be with you you need to be completely shaven except your head and eyebrows, and that you need a thigh gap, demand the same from him. At this point, he will become uncomfortable, saying that shaving his legs will make…
gonna break out a revolutionary joke here ok ready? ready for it? ok here goes
I think mr bukowski would appreciate this joke
what doesnt kill you gives you exp points
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"